How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
D'oh. D'oh. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Human contact: the final frontier.